And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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