She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My ass is underappreciated
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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