it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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