I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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