Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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