Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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