The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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