just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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