i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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