Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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