This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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