he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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