Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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