I'm gonna have a badass scar
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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