I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
