I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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