Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
