Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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