So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i barfeds in our rink
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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