Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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