You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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