Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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