Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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