But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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