I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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