Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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