I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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