i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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