That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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