Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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