She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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