my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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