Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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