susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
