question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
