i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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