I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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