with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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