I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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