i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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