they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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