He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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