Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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