Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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