i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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