They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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