my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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