Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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