"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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