Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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