its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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