They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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