i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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