just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
