Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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